Fun fact: the 1987 version of this film was one of the first I was taken to the cinema for - you know, back when you could list every film you had ever seen in the cinema. I can't say I recall my feelings about the movie back then, but as an adult I clearly put it in the "disappointing failure" bucket.
This 2026 version is also a bad film. It's made poorly, the story is boring, the acting and action passable. The characters lack any kind of charisma or personality, which I'm yet to decide is the fault of this movie or the source material. The jokes deserve a slow clap for the effort.
And yet such is what it got right, namely the fan-service, is so, so good that, shamefully, I'm almost able to forgive the film for all its other plentiful shortcomings. I say "almost" because the 2+ hours runtime is pretty painful.
I'm hopeful then, that a sequel will not only nail the nostalgia but also sharpen the edges and return the truly great MotU film that we all deserve.
