Worldly Advice

So, my degenerate friend (hey - his words, not mine) was telling me some geographically apt words of wisdom:

In France:

If you are walking behind a beautiful girl, don't follow her too long else she may turn around and you will be disappointed.

And in Greece:

If you see a beautiful girl walking towards you don't turn around when she passes.


Presumably that last one is commenting on the state of Greek gluts. Anyway, do any readers here know of any Asian equivalent? The comment button is right there if you do...