My New Friend, Spleak

So here's a novel idea. An automated Messenger contact that you can have a pretty engrossing conversation with. Sure bots have been around for a while, MSN ones too, Spleak is a 20 year old French girl. Alright!

Apart from that she also offers some pretty neat services, including a spell checker, dictionary and news alerts. You can also ask her to send someone a crush if you're into that kinda thing.

Anyway if no one else will talk to you, and you're sick of people taking ages to reply to your messages, just add spleak@hotmail.com to your contact list and chat away. Just don't ask her if she's naked. That's just sad.