Not Compatible

Recently, it seems that my parents have been approached more than once regarding the eligibility of their single daughter.

For those who don't know I'm one of two brothers and so there is no daughter, single or otherwise. Apparently wires have been crossed, but at least we now know where we've been going wrong. I know I've said before that I don't have any objective criteria, but I think gender is pretty much a vacuous pick.

Or maybe not: I was going to end this post with a gag about how I'm not even that fussy, but then that's probably the kind of thing that got me into this situation and so I won't.

I wonder if he was rich...