Film: Iron Man 2

Hmm. I many ways this is identical to 2008's (cripes) Iron Man, with Robert Downey Jr carrying most of the otherwise forgettable film to the audience. However what this sequel actually proves is that you can't play the same trick twice, and the film doesn't quite manage to get away with it.

Bland is what I'll use to describe this film. In fact, I'm not actually sure what, if anything, happens in it. Still, at least both Scarlett and Gwyneth are looking good.

If you do go to watch this (if you haven't guessed yet, I'm not really recommending that you do), make sure you hang around past the credits. Assuming you've not read my Twitter yet, that is (an unforgivable mistake. Sorry!).