Food: Thainese

Genius names aside, there wasn't much to say about this 'Stonian take on "authentic halal Chinese". That's not to say that the food wasn't good, because it was pretty decent.

No, it was everything else that lacked, from the short knee biting tables to the lack of decent service all the way to the bill - a whopping 20 quid per head. The real flaw of the place was that you could get similar food down the road for much cheaper and - perhaps more importantly - with adult sized tables.

And it's for that reason - the availability of much better options - that I sadly can't really recommend this place too much. But then I guess with competition someone has to lose.